To group all invertebrates together is an immodest proposal, since the definition of “invertebrate” is any animal without a spinal column — no less than 97 percent of all animal species on Earth. Invertebrates range from spiders and scorpions to centipedes and millipedes, crustaceans, insects, horseshoe crabs, worms, leeches, earthworms, marine bristle worms, mussels and clams, snails, squid and octopi, sea anemones and corals, among others. The vast diversity encompassed by the term invertebrates says less about the species than it does about our typical, very unscientific habit of giving the term equal footing with the much more narrowly representative “birds” or “mammals.”